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Crazy Computers
06.03.05 (4:54 pm)   [edit]
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Bad B/F
02.07.05 (3:06 pm)   [edit]

Okay, okay I know I already wrote for the day....but there was one thing that I was to talk about that really bothered me.  First of all this is not my b/f (cause mine is the sweetest guy..until I get pissed at him LOL!), this is another girls b/f.  Well call the guy jack and the girl jill. 

Alright then.  Once again I was at the bar, and two of my friends come in (that are a couple) and were hanging out with us all at the bar.  Now this guy jack is a real ass to his girlfriend.  He does some screwed up crap.  She is so sweet to him like goes up and gets his beer while he is playing pool.  Or she'll sit there and hold his beer and his pool stick while he is flirting with a girl right in front of her.  Now jill is a real easy going type girl and can sit there watching him talk to all these girls and not get offended.  I say good for her, cause if it were me I would have thrown a giant ass fit!! 


Okay so there is a little back ground for all.  So, there is another girl (we'll call her sue) is sitting on a counter top like thing watching everyone playing pool.  Now I don't know this girl to well but she seems really nice and really harmless.  I have nothing against her.  So she is sitting there and jack goes and leans his ass on the counter top thingy and his girl jill sits on his otherside.  Well finally his sits his butt on top of the counter thingy and knocks over a soda and then just looks at it.  Then sue and jill start scrambling around to clean up the drink he spilt and he just watches.  After that sue is sitting on the counter (mind you she has one of them little skirts like school girl style) and jack comes up and sits right inbetween her legs and puts his hands on her knees.  Right in from of his G/F jill.  What the hell is that about??  And what I can't figure out is why the hell jill doesn't get mad or anything.  She just sits there and tries huging on him and making her presents known.  But then after that and they move he is still sitting on the counter on not inbetween anyones legs and knocks over another glass only it's his beer.  He still doesn't move and just sits there and watches jill and a bouncer clean up his mess.  Then she takes him home.  Thank you!!


He is such as ass.  I can understand innocent flirting, but damn for her to put up with that.  He does that shit all the time to her too!  Even my B/F has said that he feels sorry for her.  We'll go to this one bar till 4am and he'll take off on her and be seen with nothing but other women.  And she is just standing there all by herself.  I know, I know that is her own problem cause she let's it happen but damn she just doesn't seem that way to be a girl that let's a guy walk all over her like that.  And she is a very good looking girl. 


Well guess she like the abuse.  (not like hitting her abuse, but mental I guess)

 
Weekend
02.07.05 (2:07 pm)   [edit]

Well my weekend ended up being pretty good.  I thought there were going to be lots of drama but there actually wasn't.  Except for watching all these stupid guys get drunk and hit on the women but fall flat on their ass' while trying to be all suave.  But in Hawaii I guess it is pretty hard to be Suave!!  But, just hung out at the bar as always. 


Well on friday, it was boss' night (that's where you leave work a little early and take your boss out and get them trashed).  Well my boss is moving to Texas.  So this was his last one.  So we take him out and start doing shots and drinking beer.  Well it was over at 6pm.  Then I was taking my boss to the little bar that I go to all the time and to meet up with my b/f there.  Shitty thing is that I was already trashed and it's only 6pm.  It was the shots.  So then of course I keep drinking and keep doing shots and playing pool.  Then the b/f had to take my butt home cause I was getting so trashed that I started fighting with him just because I was in that drunk mood.  Poor guy puts up with some much. 


Then saturday, was more fun cause the b/f had to work.  So I got to go to the bar all by myself.  Well he went there to say hi and then went to work from there.  Anyway so we all get there and it almost reminds me of the coffee house that all the friends hang out at on "Friends", only this is a bar.  Well we end up just getting shitty and talkin shit to everyone.  I have my own pool stick and I let one of the guys use it all the time.  Well I was at the bar getting a drink and turn around and this strange chick shooting pool so I just observe and then notice the stick she is playing with is mine.  Holy shit I get all sorts of pissed.  So I go back to the table where we are all sitting and ask how the hell did she get my pool stick.  I was about to get all violent.  But then my friend tells me that he let her use it and he is single and the girl was kinda cute so I figured that he was just trying to get laid.  So I figured what the hell.  But I did tell him next time let me know so I don't try to hurt someone thinking they just took my shit.  It was a good excuse to be mad at him and make him buy me a shot though!!!  LOL!  Other than that my weekend was very uneventful. 


I got the bartender that like to get me trashed working tonight so let's see what drama I can create tonight.  LOL!!!  Not like I really mean for it to happen, it just happens.  I am a chick and that is what we do.  I wish the b/f could figure that out.  He works on his truck, I work on our drama.  LOL!!  Elvia, I know you called but my phone has been really screwed up, have to buy a new one on payday.  Well back to work!! 

 
Bartenders
02.04.05 (2:52 pm)   [edit]

Well last night was just a blast, let me tell you.  Well it started of with the boyfriend being late but that I got over.  I hate when people don't show up on time.  Anyway, I am sitting around playing pool and drinkin my beer, then boyfriend shows up and we start talking about the weekend and making plans.  Then this bartender comes up and say "oh don't talk to each other talk to me", well I don't like how she flirts with my boyfriend in the first place.  So when she said that I wanted to fly over the bar and break her face.  But I maintain and just give her a dirty look and continue talking to my boyfriend.  Well after that she writes on a napkin "Don't be a booduscally"  I was like what in the fuck are you trying to say.  So I look at her tell her she's retarded, then go back to talking.  So she inturpts me again and asks "do you wanna fight," so of course I come back with the most scariest, meanist look on my face and say do you wanna lose.  So then she just took off and didn't bother us again. 


Ahhhh that pissed me off.  Well at least this time I didn't take it out on the man.  Wasn't his fault.  Then later my tab goes from $10 to $30 in on shot.  Litterly one shot of captain was $20.  I was livid.  So the boyfriend sent me off to play pool and he figured out the real cost of my tab.  The other bartenders in that place are really good.  I like them alot.  These two that we had last night are just unbelieveably retarted.  Thankfully they only work on night a week.  If they worked anymore then I would have to find a different bar to go to.  Bunch of crap that is what it is.  When I was bartending I don't recall ever having any issues with that.  But it was also in a strip club so the men that did have tabs probably had no idea what the hell was going on the just wanted to look at boobies.


Oh well.  I am sure that I will have some better stories this weekend.  Well at least on saturday.  The b/f has to work from 10pm to 4am.  Oh no...that means I will be out partying without him.  He, he,

 
lucky boyz confusion
02.03.05 (10:43 am)   [edit]

Has anyone ever heard of this group before???  I have heard them and their not to bad.  I actually really like them.  A place that I often visit has there CD in their music collection.  Right along with all the hawaiian music.  But he whatever.  Anyway, something to look into.


Elvia and Gwen, ladies you know who I am talking about!!

 
Last night
02.03.05 (9:59 am)   [edit]

:twisted:


Well another day in paradise.  It has been raining here like it's cool.  But it's kinda nice.  The last place I was at was the desert and it never rain, so I am enjoying it now. 


I was good last night.  Well sorta.  I got mad at the boyfriend because I wanted to leave to the mall and do a little shopping right after work before we went to watch the movie that he wanted to do.  But because he was screwing around the hole time, I showed up to his place and he wasn't even ready.  I was so mad.  But this time I actually held in my attitude, and just simply told him what was wrong.  It felt really good to just simply say what was on my mind instead of playing games and making him ask a thousand times "what's wrong"  when all I would have done was play games and say "nothing".  So then the rest of the night was good.  I have so much fun with him I love it.  He is without a doubt 100% better than any guy I have ever dated!!  I mean every morning when he gets up to go to work and I am still sleeping, he will throw a blanket over my face and then turn on the lights so it won't bother me.  Then he gets ready and before he leaves he sets the alarm clock for me and then give me some kisses good bye and then takes off for work.  How sweet could that possibly be.


Oh geeezzz if I sat here and talked about every sweet thing he does I think I would have to throw up!!!  But he does lots stupid things too!  Well I am sure that we are going out drinking tonight so that should arise some good issues tommorow.


To my girls...Miss you!

 
Last night
02.02.05 (9:50 am)   [edit]

Well another day at work and nothing to do.  I love how they pay for it too!  Well I went and played pool last night.  Really didn't want to but we got a new guy and it is my job to show him around.  But he is having problems with his wife.  I guess she cheats on him alot.  I feel bad, but damn he wouldn't shut up last night about it.  GEZZZZ!!!  I am starting to get a little drunk and trying to concentrate on two things.  One is pool (cause I started to see two balls instead on one) and the second is my boyfriend's behind.  So hello got my pool stick, got my man, and I am drunk not thinking or trying to talk drunk talk to him about his cheating wife.  But it was good cause it made me realize how good I got it with my boyfriend. 


Oh then their was this girl there (at the bar) that was so nasty.  She had a very perportioned body until it came to her boobs!!!  Holy cow they were huge but litterly drooped to all the way down to her waist line when she was standing up with a bra on.  And that isn't what made her nasty so don't get me wrong.  It was the fact that she walked around and talking like she was the hottest thing that ever happened.  A guy went up to her to say excuse me (cause he was shooting pool and she was in the way) and she looked him up and down with a look of disgust.  And it's not like she was good looking or anything herself.  That is what made her horrible her attitude of how she was so much better!!!  Oh well.


To my Miami momma and my curenttly prego soon to be momma, just wanna say I miss you guys and hopefully we can get back into our stories again!!!! 

 
Hello
01.31.05 (5:16 pm)   [edit]

:twisted:


Okay hate computers!!  They wanna work sometimes and then other times not so much.  Well if my lovely friend from Miami is still tying on this I just wanna say thank you for the gift.  Finally got it.  I like it except I am having a hard time figuring out which one is mine and which one is my guys!  LOL!!  Funny huh!


Well my phone is on the wack that is why I am trying this.  K


Love Ya!

 
Agghhhhh
09.21.04 (12:12 pm)   [edit]
:evil:
 
Agghhhhh
09.21.04 (12:11 pm)   [edit]
:evil:
 
I'm back
09.16.04 (12:35 pm)   [edit]
Alright, Alright, Back again.  Yeah!
 
Friends
06.14.04 (2:20 pm)   [edit]
I always knew that you would always have scandlous friends in your life but never ones that act so innocent to your face and then just blam slap in the face. Well I tell you what their will be no more slapping in the face.

The thing is that I love my friends. When it comes down to it when your in a place all alone with no family around you tend to depend on your friends for a lot. My friends lately have had to depend on me a lot to be there for them. It has been kinda hard for me cause I am so used to doing my own thing when I wanted and inviteing people to join in on my fun. Well this weekend I really didn't get to do or really be on my own program. I had someone(s) stay with me the whole weekend. That is a little weird and I got discouraged for a little bit, but you know I got over it very quickly. It was actually nice to be depended upon. It felt really good to know that when my friends have a problem they know that I am there for them and they can come to me with anything.

That is trust and I like that. I would give up any weekend fun to be there for my friends. And to one friend inparticular....we may have disagreements, but I am always there for you no matter what. And if anyone hurts my friends again I will hurt them.

:evil:
 
Enough
06.10.04 (2:38 pm)   [edit]
Okay much like the movie with J-Lo, that is what I am talking about. When is enough abuse from someone enough. Although this isn't a physcial abuse more of a mental abuse. I don't understand how women can be so stupid to what men say. Why is it that we can know something deep down inside such as knowing a guy doesn't care about you, but then he give some small and I mean small sign that he is still intrested and we go all crazy and think we have a chance again.

Why do we always listen to what the say when they say that they there is still a chance. I don't get it anymore. And what I really don't get is when your friends see the that person is wrong for you and just playing with your emotions why we won't listen to them? They are the ones on the outside looking in.

And don't get me wrong I am just a girl talk about guys cause that is what we do. I know that it goes both ways and girl do that stuff to guys also. But why is a girl so damn strong and can do almost anything, but when it comes to the guy that she doesn't want to lose she become weak and loses all of her bearing. I don't understand why we do this.

There are many reasons that I feel this way, I have a phone call from my physco ex-boyfriend all of a sudden out of the blue. I didn't answer him but a friend brough up a good point to me this morning that since he called that I would email him or something. Well girlfriend guess what, I am a hell of a lot stronger than that and don't need some ass like that. :evil:
 
Trouble
06.08.04 (5:38 pm)   [edit]
Why are guys so much trouble???? And why are they never intrested in you until you have moved on and don't care about them anymore then they try to squirm their way back into you life. Even the ones that you just briefly wanted???

I recently had a guy that emailed me that I haven't talked to since December 2000. Well he starts to tell me that he can't stop thinking of me, and thinks that we had real chemistry together. Hello I only went out with this guy three times. How can you get chemistry in that little amount of time.

Well then I tell him that it wouldn't work and I didn't even want to entertain the idea of giving it even a try. So he tells me like a physco that in time I could learn to feel the same for him as he does me. Okay that just sounds like a crazy sitcom. You know where the guy kidnaps the girl he has had a crush on, but she can't stand him. And then he takes her and locks her up in his basement and tells her in time she will learn to love him. Meanwhile, she thinks that she is going to be locked up for the rest of her life until the hot hero comes in and saves her and they fall in love.

Wait a minute....does that mean that my hot hero is going to come and save me from the email physco??? Yeah right. Oh well it is a good though. At least that thought will get me by for the time being. :evil:
 
Slut Seeing
05.27.04 (6:01 pm)   [edit]
You know kinda like sight seeing.

So today me and my newly single (oh what fun this is going to be) friend went to lunch. Oh man we barly have enough time to eat our food because we are constintly check out guys (which I call all guys sluts, joking of course). So then we finshed a little early and still have some time to kill before returning to work. And guess what we decided to do. Yep slut seeing. We just drove around for a while checking out all the fine guys. We are so horrible, if all thoes guy only new that we look at them as a piece of meat!!! So that is the new thing to do. I think we have always done it but now it has a name to it.

Well most (not all) look at us like that so it is only fair that we do it back right. Come on ladies who is with me?? :twisted:
 
Almost Home
05.23.04 (3:17 pm)   [edit]
Well my vacation is almost at an end. I can't wait to get back to see all my friends. I miss you guys so much!! When I do get back we should all plan to go out to dinner together since we don't really do anything together no more.

So on another note, I hear that my ex is starting alot of shit between all my friends. Well none of you worry about that punk. He is a big drama queen. It is really funny cause he said that I was the big drama queen and look at all the problems that he is causing between people and I am not even there. So that just goes to show what happened in our relationship. Oh well he is leaveing and good riddens!! He is wortless and causes problems where ever he goes. That is why they kicked him our of the place he was working before, cause no one liked him and he just caused problems. Give people time over there and they will see. Besides I have a friend down there and pre warned her and her friends about his dumb ass!

Well I will see yous all soon!

Sukrmom, don't worry either, things will get better. Ass kickings for everyone!! :evil:
 
Giving up!
05.19.04 (6:12 pm)   [edit]
I am giving up now, well at least at finding a guy. I am sick of it completely. They are just to much trouble. I swear no matter what kind you get there is always something wrong!! Either they are crazy or way to clingly!

Why can't a guy be more like me??? I am easy going, have a good time no matter where I am, and I get along with everyone. Well most people anyway. Well with all that said the reason that I am saying it is cause the damn ex just won't go away and die already. have been doing shitty things to him (not that he isn't already an a**hole as it is) just to get him to hate me so he won't try talking to me anymore. Then the guy i guess i am seeing is starting to look a little more better to me. But there again he is leaving soon. Leaving me to have to start all over again. Gezzz! What luck!

I was in New Mexico visiting my brother and that went really well. It was weird though with him being married and has a baby now. I haven't seen him in a long time, but how he has changed and grown up. I was used to going to see him and me and him have a non stop party. But now, I was lucky he even stayed up past nine at night. That really pissed me off cause I wanted to go do things like we always do. But I spent most of the time going shopping at baby stores. Yeah me!!!

But I guess I need to realize is that everyone grows up and it isn't always about the party. Maybe sometime that will work for me too. I mean the growing up part. Well he is very happy and that is what makes me happy and maybe I don't have my old bro back but I got a new one that I love just the same!!! :twisted:
 
Nothing
05.15.04 (12:34 am)   [edit]
You guys are crazy. I just went out drinking one day. I gotta go to New Mexico tommorow to see my brother. But damn, miss giggles, what are you talking about??? You think that I am being bad??? Don't worry there is no one here that I would want to be bad with. I would rather become a nun!!! Well there not so bad just not my type no more.

But anyway just wanted to clear that up, I am really bored right now, it is 1:30 in the morning here and a hole 43 degrees! I am sick of the cold out here and I have only been here a couple of days.

But you guys take care, someone check on my car please and I will talk to you all in about five days!! Someone don't forget to have a good time at latin night for me. Luv yas, laters. :twisted:
 
Back Home
05.12.04 (10:30 pm)   [edit]
Well ladies, I made it home. The flight was crazy! Never any cute guys there. I do wish I was at bob's right now playing pool! Or just sitting at home would be cool to. So LA was nice and warm, but when I got off the plane in Denver oh wow! Hello Burrr! I was dressed for Hawaii right, then thought Colorado in the summer time would be nice and warm, but no! It's damn 30 degrees here. I went out to have a smoke cause I haven't smoked for like nine hours, and it was way to cold. I had three puffs and then went inside!

After that my dad picked me up and we went to his work to meet all his friends. Then one of them wanted to go down to the bar and have a beer for lunch. So we do that and I play him and my dad in a pool game each and drank two beers. Go figure that I have only been in Colorado for about an hour and already in the bar. Guess it runs in my family.

So then we leave and it is on the way home to see the mommy. I get here and almost get malled by my parents dogs. My mom has one of thoes taco bell dogs so my toes were getting licked like it was cool. EEEWWW! Then my dad's dogs that I saw last time when he was a little baby about a year and a half ago. Holy huge. This dog is a pit bull, and grown now. He is huge. His head and shoulders are just as big as mine. For real, for real! He even weighs more than me. Surkmom2, he is bigger than you. And he thinks that he is a lap dog.

Well after that we went to the local restruant and tavern, and ate some lunch. It was alright. I forgot how dusty it was here. Well after that I had to come back and take a nap because I was so damn tired from the flight. Slept for a little bit then got up and wouldn't you know it, SNOW!!! Yep it started to snow. Okay, living in Hawaii for so long, pretty much all I have is open toed shoes. I didn't bring winter cloths for this crap. Oh well guess I will adjust!

Anyway ladies. I made it and tommorow going to start playin in Colorado! See how many more or less sluts there are here! On more thing though. I was at the bar and saw a very nice looking guy, and I had to really watch myself from saying "What's up slut!" because my parents are around now. I thought that was funny.

Okay I will wait to here from you guys and write more as it happens. Luvs yas! :twisted:
 
Babysitting
05.04.04 (2:58 pm)   [edit]
Well just throw me into the babysitters club. So last night I had to go and babysit. That was crazy. The kid is only 4 months old so he just sits there and eats, poos and cries. So it isn't that bad. But I was hung over from the night before so all I wanted to do was just go to bed. But noooo, my friend has to go and get another job!!!
Actually I don't mind at all, I kinda like it. And I would rather my girl have another job. She 's gotta pay for all them damn shoes!!! (Just kidding)
But it kinda made me realize something. That maybe I should wait for a while longer before I look into having kids. I mean the kid was really good. He didn't do nothing bad. But just the fact that when he went poo, oh man. It took me forever to change him cause I couldn't stop gaging! Yuck it was horrible. Then I was fighting the battle to stay awake and the kid wouldn't go to sleep.
When he finally does, and I start to nod off, guess who walk into the door. Yes, mommy's home.
Hey, I give her props, cause I am sure that she does three times more stuff with the baby. All I gotta do is feed it, change it, and watch it. And that's only for about six hours.
So to all the women in the world that are having babies and taking care of them, I give you props!! :twisted:
 
Mi Vida Loca
05.03.04 (3:35 pm)   [edit]
Oh wow, have I really done it this time. How do you tell a nice guy that you don't like him in that way. I feel really bad because I like someone else and I want to get into a relationship with this guy but he wants to. Sweetheart of a guy I just think that he came at the wrong time. It is crazy because last night he was really trying to impress me or something cause all he could talk about was his three different bank accounts. What does he think that he is trying to do? Does he think that I am just going to fall in love with him cause he has money. Sorry buddy it doesn't work like that.
Well after that this other guy comes up and started to hit on me. Really all I wanted to do was just drink my beer and play pool, but no I have to get harassed by these guy. It was funny as hell. He bought the pool table from on of my friends that I was playing against just so he could play me at pool.
Then I went to get another beer come back and sit down about five minutes later he comes over and hands me money and says "here take this, I want to buy that beer for you." What is that about? He should have just waited till I was done and gotten the next one. Who comes up and just hands a girl money?? A girl you don't even know. Now don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with buying a girl a drink, but damn I think this guy is a little on the crazy side.
Well come to find out today, he knows one of the guys that I work with, but he didn't want me to tell him that I meet this guy. So of course out of curiousity, hell yea I told my co-worker and asked what the guys deal was. And the stuff I heard about him was crazy. He is married in the process of getting divorced, has two kids and a girlfriend. And on top of that he is a slut. Somehow I can't see him being a slut, cause usually guys like that have a little more control around women. And the way last night was it seemed like he would have given me anything I wanted. In short, a player he is not.
Geezzzz...I got good luck with guys huh. Why does it seem like they are trying to buy me? I am not shallow like that, hell I have my own money to spend if I want to. Tonight I am supposed to go watch a pool tournement, but damn i think I am scared. What will happen tonight. Which one is going to buy me tonight. Ohhh that sounds horrible.
So on another note that sucks. This guy that I started to like who thought was a really nice guy. Not even very good looking but I thought I would give him a chance. Well apparently this girl that was seeing his best friend finally stopped and so the guy that I like I guess has always had a thing for her. So they hooked up. It was really weird last night cause they were all in the same place. Yeah, you could tell there was some tension there.
So last night was crazy. I was there with a guy that I don't want to be with (But really enjoy hanging out with) meanwhile some crazy guy is following me all over the place, while the guy I do like is with his best friends girl (while his best friend is sitting right there) All the while I am checking out some more potenial victims. You gotta love this place. :twisted:
 
Busy Days
04.29.04 (3:33 pm)   [edit]
Well it is another busy day in the office. Which is kinda a change since we haven't had a lot of work to do. Things have been pretty slow. But not today, working none stop, not even a smoke break.
That is okay though it happens. Kinda nice to know my services are still needed.
So I talked to my ex. Nice conversation. It was over the email but still, we kinda joked with each other and didn't want to kill each other. I think the break up was good though. I think we are to much the same to get along. I think I need to find someone more mellow and oppsite of myself.
On another side I am getting ready to home and visit the family. I am getting kinda nervous I haven't seen my family in about a year and a half. Never seen my niece, or my brother wife. Wonder what they are gonna think of the crazy sister-in-law. Well they get along with my dad so I am pretty sure that they will get my humour.
Well I guess it is back to work. No rest for the wicked! :twisted:
 
Why Do We Hurt The Ones We Love
04.28.04 (5:06 pm)   [edit]
So the question of today is why do we hurt the ones we love. I am a bad case of this. Everytime I get mad at someone or hurt by someone I don't even think before I say something or do something.

It all starts off by the make me mad or hurt my feelings, and then I have to do whatever I can to make them upset or hurt them. I should be going to them first and talking to them and trying to solve the proablem calmly. But no what do I do something happens and I do the first thing that comes to my head that I know will hurt their feelings.

I believe that we all do it and most of the time we don't know it. It is to bad because this is how most of us lose out on our good relations. I think it is hard not to do though if it is something that we are used to all our lives.

When I was growing up (hell I am still growing up) and one family member got mad at the other. The first thing we would do is yell, scream and say the most hurtful things to each other then ignore each other. When my father got mad at me he would ignore me (almost like disowning me) for months. The make up was always there though. So I guess that is why I do and say some of the things I do. I don't mean to hurt someones feelings and I don't realize I do untill sometime after I calm down.

So to all my friends and loved ones, if I have said something or done something to hurt your feelings I apologize. I don't mean what I say most of the time. It is just something that I have been used to doing all my life. :evil: I love you alls!
 
A good night!
04.22.04 (7:09 pm)   [edit]
Well I definetly had a good night last night. And I am not going to bore anyone about the details. But let me just tell you that I am not have bad dreams about sex.

This is going to be pretty short because I have nothing to say but I do want to tell a joke, I heard it last night and couldn't stop laughing. Now it is pretty dumb, but still a dumb funny joke. So here I go....

Q: Why did Rodney cross the road?????

Give up? Okay, here it is.

A: Because his dic got stuck in the chicken!!

I know pretty stupid but still a little funny!!
:twisted: :twisted:
 
Dreams
04.21.04 (11:58 am)   [edit]
So lately I have been having some really crazy dreams. Like all I dream about in sex. I am not sure how that happens but it has been.
I don't know where this comes about either, I haven't gotten any in a long time, maybe that could be it.
But also these are nasty dreams, like hard core porn type dreams. There was one that made me want to throw up, it was horrible.
Then I had a dream that I slept with someone then woke up bleeding all crazy like.
Thoes are not my normal thoughts so I am not sure how they got into my dreams. Maybe it means that I need to get some since I haven't had any in such a long time?

So anyone got any answers on why this is please let me know. After last night the dreams are getting a little crazy! :twisted: